A Balinese Dispatch
Arrived safely in the land of wayang kulit, kuta beach and kecak dance with Woonie. Can't believe I am here, well I bought the tickets didn't I? Anyways GUYS...I switched off my handphone cause my battery's low (as usual) contact Woonie's phone ya..She managed to shop a lot for home decor- paintings, sculptures, etc. Me? well let's just say I wasn't 'turned on' by all that home decor considering I ain't got a home of me own. I RENT, dammit. but found planty of penis bottle openers- large carvings of dick with a bottle opener attached- Honey, I don't see a reason why I should buy such things. I mean i like the thingy, but do I need to see it everytime I open a bottle of coke? Na uh..
Got some other great wood sculptures: guys and gals kissing each other, a dozen women sculptures with tits and all- gotta love tits when you're in Bali. wonder how...nevermind. Guy sculptures pun ada, tapi nothing beats the dick bottle opener.
MOVING ON..
Went to HardRock bali for two nites in a row.. OK lah band dia. And we made friends with teh bartenders- they were really kicking our asses when Malaysia lwn. Indonesia during the football match hari tu. Woonie's a bit psychologically scarred coz the merchants here are all out to cheat tourists. they tell you that they would lower the price, but then they ask you for a R 20,000 commission. Nyah, perlu ke?
Hotel dia best giler, and we got complimentary massage at the hotel's spa- totally recommmend it to everyone! GREEN GARDEN SPA BALI, ingat namanya!
And hari ni kita pegi Ubud- it's like a nice quaint countryside town but with versace boutiques. went to this kick ass restaurant called Three Monkeys- also another Ramblinging's Travel recommendation.
oh yeah, thanks anis for the travel advice, you rock girl.
See you guys soon.
Arrived safely in the land of wayang kulit, kuta beach and kecak dance with Woonie. Can't believe I am here, well I bought the tickets didn't I? Anyways GUYS...I switched off my handphone cause my battery's low (as usual) contact Woonie's phone ya..She managed to shop a lot for home decor- paintings, sculptures, etc. Me? well let's just say I wasn't 'turned on' by all that home decor considering I ain't got a home of me own. I RENT, dammit. but found planty of penis bottle openers- large carvings of dick with a bottle opener attached- Honey, I don't see a reason why I should buy such things. I mean i like the thingy, but do I need to see it everytime I open a bottle of coke? Na uh..
Got some other great wood sculptures: guys and gals kissing each other, a dozen women sculptures with tits and all- gotta love tits when you're in Bali. wonder how...nevermind. Guy sculptures pun ada, tapi nothing beats the dick bottle opener.
MOVING ON..
Went to HardRock bali for two nites in a row.. OK lah band dia. And we made friends with teh bartenders- they were really kicking our asses when Malaysia lwn. Indonesia during the football match hari tu. Woonie's a bit psychologically scarred coz the merchants here are all out to cheat tourists. they tell you that they would lower the price, but then they ask you for a R 20,000 commission. Nyah, perlu ke?
Hotel dia best giler, and we got complimentary massage at the hotel's spa- totally recommmend it to everyone! GREEN GARDEN SPA BALI, ingat namanya!
And hari ni kita pegi Ubud- it's like a nice quaint countryside town but with versace boutiques. went to this kick ass restaurant called Three Monkeys- also another Ramblinging's Travel recommendation.
oh yeah, thanks anis for the travel advice, you rock girl.
See you guys soon.
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